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Brits On The Piss

from Homework by Hereward Kaye

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Hire a MedPed in Magaluf
Swaggerluf yeah
Costa Bravo do you read me
Speak da lingo, playa da bingo?

Trash a Jetski in Magaluf
Shagaluf, yeah!
Brits abroad gotta get laid
Slappers on tour with the Newton Ale Brigade

Psycho Sergeants in Magaluf
Staggerluf yeah
Rule Britannia on the table
Man United live on cable

Bulldog tattoos in Magaluf
Slagaluf yeah!
Brits abroad, every one trade
Slappers on't floor with the Newton Ale Brigade

Roy Chubby Brown on pool bar video
At Gigolo's
Calling all you temps and brickies
White Dove E at Sticky Vicky's

Scruffy Murphy's, The Alamo
Way to go!
Roxanne's, Shamrock's, Thistle and Rose
Pierced through the nipple and the belly and the nose

They sink so much drink
They're like cellos
Not brown like Othellos
More prawn pink and yellows
Our own lingua franca we banish
For if we speak Spanish
These English pigs vanish

Brits on the piss
One merry go round
One little black number
One bellypot brown
Wherever we come
Wherever we roam
Brits on the piss
Who's taking me home?
Brits on the piss
One night on the town
Dog/bitches in heat
Try putting us down!

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from Homework, released January 23, 2015

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Singer/Songwriter, Musical Theatre Composer & Lyricist, Scriptwriter.

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